WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
better watch out guys, she’s coming for you
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers
#this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter one of his old friends from before #and at first he doesn’t recognize him because the man is short and wrinkled and old #but then he looks into his eyes #and they’re a little more worn and a little more sad #but he knows those eyes #and he remembers the laughter that used to play in those eyes #and when the man recognizes him #at first it’s awkward and uncomfortable #because how do you tell what would be an old friend that you’re just like you were when he last saw you #seventy years ago #but then he just gives you this small grin #and he’s got that same laughter in his eyes #and he says ‘long time no see huh rogers’ #and then for just a couple of minutes they’re laughing and talking as if nothing ever happened #as if seventy years hadn’t happened #and in the back of his head steve knows that it’s not the same and that it should be weird #but just for a few minutes#he lets himself forget #lets himself pretend #and just for a few minutes #the future isn’t so bad
First off how dare you
DON’T LET JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
Hazel Grace, I-.
Did you just…
HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THAT WOUND
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
Nice job consultingteenagefangirl for making multiple fandoms want to cry.
How long does your ideal hug last
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
My anaconda will consider it
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I appreciate your anaconda’s consideration. I hope that this experience with your anaconda will make it more likely for someone else’s anaconda to do